Season predictions (long post)

Basically gonna predict every game, add up the wins/losses, predict playoffs, see what happens. I'm bored apparently. My predicted winner in CAPS and on the lefthand side.

For the record, most of the end results are downright silly. I don't think Miami will be that bad. I don't think GB will be that good. There's alot of weird records, but whatever, more for entertainment's sake than anything. Enjoy.

Week 1:
PIT (1-0) vs ten (0-1)
ATL (1-0) vs mia (0-1)
BAL (1-0) vs kc (0-1)
CAR (1-0) vs phi (0-1)
CIN (1-0) vs den (0-1)
MIN (1-0) @ cle (0-1)
HOU (1-0) vs nyj (0-1)
IND (1-0) vs jax (0-1)
NO (1-0) vs det (0-1)
DAL (1-0) @ tb (0-1)
ARI (1-0) vs sf (0-1)
NYG (1-0) vs was (0-1)
SEA (1-0) vs stl (0-1)
GB (1-0) vs chi (0-1)
NE (1-0) vs buf (0-1)
SD (1-0) @ oak (0-1)

Week 2:
ATL (2-0) vs car (1-1)
PHI (1-1) vs no (1-1)
NE (2-0) @ nyj (0-2)
KC (1-1) vs oak (0-2)
JAX (1-1) vs ari (1-1)
TEN (1-1) vs hou (1-1)
GB (2-0) vs cin (1-1)
MIN (2-0) @ det (0-2)
WAS (1-1) vs stl (0-2)
BUF (1-1) vs tb (0-2)
SF (1-1) vs sea (1-1)
BAL (2-0) @ sd (1-1)
CHI (1-1) vs pit (1-1)
DEN (1-1) vs cle (0-2)
NYG (2-0) @ dal (1-1)
IND (2-0) @ mia (0-2)

Week 3:
PHI (2-1) vs kc (1-2)
GB (3-0) @ stl (0-3)
MIN (3-0) vs sf (1-2)
TEN (2-1) @ nyj (0-3)
NE (3-0) vs atl (2-1)
HOU (2-1) vs jac (1-2)
NYG (3-0) @ tb (0-3)
WAS (2-1) @ det (0-3)
BAL (3-0) vs cle (0-3)
CHI (2-1) @ sea (1-2)
NO (2-1) @ buf (1-2)
SD (2-1) vs mia (0-3)
OAK (1-2) vs den (1-2)
PIT (2-1) @ cin (1-2)
IND (3-0) @ ari (1-2)
CAR (2-1) @ dal (1-2)

Week 4:
WAS (3-1) vs tb (0-4)
TEN (3-1) @ jax (1-3)
HOU (3-1) vs oak (1-3)
CLE (1-3) vs cin (1-3)
IND (4-0) vs sea (1-3)
NYG (4-0) @ kc (1-3)
CHI (3-1) vs det (0-4)
BAL (4-0) @ ne (3-1) (I think maybe 1-3 teams in the league can beat us right now, and this is one)
MIA (1-3) vs buf (1-3)
NO (3-1) vs nyj (0-4)
SF (2-2) vs stl (0-4)
DAL (2-2) @ den (1-3)
SD (3-1) @ pit (2-2) (No Polamalu)
MIN (4-0) vs gb (3-1)

Week 5:
BAL (5-0) vs cin (1-4)
STL (1-4) vs min (4-1) (Favre is tired)
NYG (5-0) vs oak (1-4)
PHI (3-1) vs tb (0-5)
DAL (3-2) @ kc (1-4)
PIT (3-2) @ det (0-5)
BUF (2-3) vs cle (1-4)
CAR (3-1) vs was (3-2)
SF (3-2) vs atl (2-2)
ARI (2-2) vs hou (3-2)
SEA (2-3) vs jac (1-4)
NE (4-1) @ den (1-4)
TEN (4-1) vs ind (4-1)
MIA (2-3) vs nyj (0-5)

Week 6:
JAC (2-4) vs stl (1-5)
WAS (4-2) vs kc (1-5)
PIT (4-2) vs cle (1-5)
NO (4-1) vs nyg (5-1)
TB (1-5) vs car (3-2)
CIN (2-4) vs hou (3-3)
BAL (6-0) @ min (4-2)
GB (4-1) vs det (0-6)
SEA (3-3) vs ari (2-3)
PHI (4-1) @ oak (1-5)
NYJ (1-5) vs buf (2-4)
NE (5-1) vs ten (4-2)
ATL (3-2) vs chi (3-2)
SD (4-1) vs den (1-5)

Week 7:
IND (5-1) @ stl (1-6)
CHI (4-2) @ cin (2-5)
SD (5-1) @ kc (1-6)
PIT (5-2) vs min (4-3)
NE (6-1) @ tb (1-6)
HOU (4-3) vs sf (3-3)
GB (5-1) @ cle (1-6)
CAR (4-2) vs buf (2-5)
OAK (2-5) vs nyj (1-6)
ATL (4-2) @ dal (3-3)
NO (5-1) @ mia (2-4)
NYG (6-1) vs ari (2-4)
WAS (5-2) vs phi (4-2)

Week 8:
DAL (4-3) vs sea (3-4)
BUF (3-5) vs hou (4-4)
BAL (7-0) vs den (1-6)
NYJ (2-6) vs mia (2-5)
CHI (5-2) vs cle (1-7)
IND (6-1) vs sf (3-4)
DET (1-6) vs stl (1-7)
GB (6-1) vs min (4-4) (this should be fun)
TEN (5-2) vs jax (2-5)
SD (6-1) vs oak (2-6)
PHI (5-2) vs nyg (6-2)
ARI (3-4) vs car (4-3)
NO (6-1) vs atl (4-3)

Week 9:
BAL (8-0) @ cin (2-6)
NE (7-1) vs mia (2-6)
IND (7-1) vs hou (4-5)
GB (7-1) @ tb (1-7)
ATL (5-3) vs was (5-3)
CHI (6-2) vs ari (3-5)
JAC (3-5) vs kc (1-7)
NO (7-1) vs car (4-4)
SEA (4-4) vs det (1-7)
SF (4-4) vs ten (5-3)
NYG (7-2) vs sd (6-2)
PHI (6-2) vs dal (4-4)
PIT (6-2) @ den (1-7)

Week 10:
CHI (7-2) @ sf (4-5)
DET (2-7) @ min (4-5) (played em close twice last year)
DEN (2-7) @ was (5-4)
MIA (3-6) vs tb (1-8)
TEN (6-3) vs buf (3-6)
NO (8-1) @ stl (1-8)
JAC (4-5) @ nyj (2-7)
PIT (7-2) vs cin (2-7)
CAR (5-4) vs atl (5-4)
OAK (3-6) vs kc (1-8)
GB (8-1) vs dal (4-5)
PHI (7-2) @ sd (6-3)
ARI (4-5) vs sea (4-5)
NE (8-1) @ ind (7-2)
BAL (9-0) @ cle (1-8)

Week 11:
CAR (6-4) vs mia (3-7)
PIT (8-2) @ kc (1-9)
IND (8-2) @ bal (9-1)
CLE (2-8) @ det (2-8)
TB (2-8) vs no (8-2)
ATL (6-4) @ nyg (7-3)
JAC (5-5) vs buf (3-7)
DAL (5-5) vs was (5-5)
MIN (5-5) vs sea (4-6)
GB (9-1) vs sf (4-6)
STL (2-8) vs ari (4-6)
NE (9-1) vs nyj (2-8)
OAK (4-6) vs cin (2-8)
SD (7-3) @ den (2-8)
CHI (8-2) vs phi (7-3)
HOU (5-5) vs ten (6-4)

Week 12:
GB (10-1) @ det (2-9)
DAL (6-5) vs oak (4-7)
NYG (8-3) @ den (2-9)
BUF (4-7) vs mia (3-8)
STL (3-8) vs sea (4-7)
TEN (7-4) vs ari (4-7)
HOU (6-5) vs ind (8-3)
CIN (3-8) vs cle (2-9)
MIN (6-5) vs chi (8-3)
CAR (7-4) @ nyj (2-9)
ATL (7-4) vs tb (2-9)
PHI (8-3) vs was (5-6)
SD (8-3) vs kc (1-10)
SF (5-6) vs jac (5-6)
PIT (9-2) @ bal (9-2)
NO (9-2) vs ne (9-2) (2nd best throwing team our secondary sucks right now...total shootout)

Week 13:
BUF (5-7) vs nyj (2-10)
CHI (9-3) vs stl (3-9)
ATL (8-4) vs phi (8-4)
WAS (6-6) vs no (9-3)
TEN (8-4) @ ind (8-4)
PIT (10-2) vs oak (4-8)
KC (2-10) vs den (2-10)
CAR (8-4) vs tb (2-10)
HOU (7-5) @ jac (5-7)
CIN (4-8) vs det (2-10)
SD (9-3) @ cle (2-10)
NYG (9-3) vs dal (6-6)
SEA (5-7) vs sf (5-7)
ARI (5-7) vs min (6-6)
NE (10-2) @ mia (3-9)
GB (11-1) vs bal (9-3)

Week 14:
PIT (11-2) @ cle (2-11)
ATL (9-4) vs no (9-4)
TEN (9-4) vs stl (3-10)
JAC (6-7) vs mia (3-10)
MIN (7-6) vs cin (4-9)
BAL (10-3) vs det (2-11)
CHI (10-3) vs gb (11-2)
KC (3-10) vs buf (5-8)
NE (11-2) vs car (8-5)
IND (9-4) vs den (2-11)
HOU (8-5) vs sea (5-8)
TB (3-10) vs nyj (2-11)
WAS (7-6) @ oak (4-9)
SD (10-3) @ dal (6-7)
NYG (10-3) vs phi (8-5)
SF (6-7) vs ari (5-8)

Week 15:
JAC (7-7) vs ind (9-5)
NO (10-4) vs dal (6-8)
CLE (3-11) @ kc (3-11)
HOU (9-5) @ stl (3-11)
ATL (10-4) @ nyj (2-12)
TEN (10-4) vs mia (3-11)
PHI (9-5) vs sf (6-8)
NE (12-2) @ buf (5-9)
ARI (6-8) @ det (2-12)
PIT (12-2) vs gb (11-3)
BAL (11-3) vs chi (10-4)
DEN (3-11) vs oak (4-10)
SD (11-3)vs cin (4-10)
SEA (6-8) vs tb (3-11)
CAR (9-5) vs min (7-7)
WAS (8-6) vs nyg (10-4)

Week 16:
TEN (11-4) vs sd (11-4)
NO (11-4) vs tb (3-12)
ATL (11-4) vs buf (5-10)
PHI (10-5) vs den (3-12)
CIN (5-10) vs kc (3-12)
MIA (4-11) vs hou (9-6)
GB (12-3) vs sea (6-9)
CAR (10-5) @ nyg (10-5)
CLE (4-11) vs oak (4-11)
NE (13-2) vs jac (7-8)
PIT(13-2) vs bal (11-4)
ARI (7-8) vs stl (3-12)
SF (7-8) vs det (2-13)
IND (10-5) vs nyj (2-13)
WAS (9-6) vs dal (6-9)
CHI (11-4) vs min (7-8)

Week 17:
SF (8-8) vs stl (3-13)
MIN (8-8) @ nyg (10-6)
JAC (8-8) @ cle (4-12)
MIA (5-11) vs pit (13-3)
NE (14-2) @ hou (9-7)
TB (4-12) vs atl (11-5)
CAR (11-5) vs no (11-5)
NYJ (3-13) vs cin (5-11)
DAL (7-9) vs phi (10-6)
IND (11-5) @ buf (5-11)
DET (3-13) vs chi (11-5)
SD (12-4) vs was (9-7)
BAL (12-4) @ oak (4-12)
DEN (4-12) vs kc (3-13)
ARI (8-8) vs gb (12-4)
SEA (7-9) vs ten (11-5)

I DID PLAYOFF TIEBREAKERS TOTALLY RANDOMLY, SINCE I'M WAY TOO LAZY TO CHECK ACTUAL TIEBREAKERS.

NFC East:
Phi Eagles 10-6 (3 seed)
NY Giants 10-6
Was Redskins 9-7
Dal Cowboys 7-9

NFC North:
GB Packers 12-4 (1 seed)
Chi Bears 11-5 (6 seed)
Min Vikings 8-8
Det Lions 3-13

NFC South:
Atl Falcons 11-5 (2 seed)
NO Saints 11-5 (5 seed)
Car Panthers 11-5
TB Bucs 4-12

NFC West:
SF Niners 8-8 (4 seed)
Ari Cardinals 8-8
Sea Seahawks 7-9
Stl Rams 3-13

AFC East:
NE Patriots 14-2 (1 seed)
Mia Dolphins 5-11
Buf Bills 5-11
NY jets 3-13

AFC North:
Pit Steelers 13-3 (2 seed)
Bal Ravens 12-4 (5 seed)
Cin Bengals 5-11
Cle Browns 4-12

AFC South:
Ind Colts 11-5 (4 seed)
Ten Titans 11-5 (6 seed)
Hou Texans 9-7
Jac Jaguars 8-8

AFC West:
SD Chargers 12-4 (3 seed)
Den Broncos 4-12
Oak Raiders 4-12
KC Chiefs 3-13

WC Round:
BEARS (6) @ Eagles (3)
SAINTS (5) @ Niners (4)
TITANS (6) @ Chargers (3)
RAVENS (5) @ Colts (4)
(Haha wtf...every low seed/road team winning...weird)

Div Round:
PACKERS (1) vs Bears (6)
SAINTS (5) @ Falcons (2)
PATRIOTS (1) vs Titans (6)
STEELERS (2) vs Ravens (5)

Conf Round:
SAINTS (5) @ Packers (1)
PATRIOTS (1) vs Steelers (2)

SB:
Patriots > Saints, 38-31 (Redemption from week 12 apparently)